I'll have a white russian

Is this Russian? Who cares, if this happened to me, I'd take this tv home in a second.

Up to her neck in.....

Sand and sex don't go well together. Think of it as the opposite of peanut better and chocolate.
However that doesn't stop people from trying, and getting creative with it.

Public Transport

While I'm pretty certain this is staged, the look on the old man's face is enough to warrant posting.

Eat your vegetables

You say tom-a-to, I say to-mat-o.

We both get laid.