I like them big, blue, and made of rubber.

This girl is pretty much every guys nightmare. She loves big cock, and it doesn't matter how big you are, it's not big enough. In fact, she likes them so big, she had to get some poor factory foreman to special make her a giant, blue, rubber substitute.

I'm starting to think maybe she doesn't like guys at all. I mean, do you know any guys with blue privates? Or rubber for that matter? I bet as a young girl she had a crush on Gumby*.


*The makers of Gumby in no way know about this post, but if they did, I'm 99% sure they would NOT condone the association of their character with the content of this blog.