Let's go back to a classier time, when porno had (musical)scores.

If sex was this awkward back in the day, frankly, I'm surprised any of us are here.

The list of things I find odd in this video is long.
The use of the phrase "can't hardly wait" puts me off, since we all know and love Seth Green. Putting the word "hard" in quotations, is like, so 50 years ago.
Fish skin? Really?
The fact that they pretend they are married, I mean, was that done for the moral censors or for our benefit?
Did I just see her slip a finger in? And more importantly, did he like it?

And just to be honest with myself, at the beginning of the video, I really expected a zombie to walk in on them.